Post by EmLeee on May 19, 2006 15:45:48 GMT
25 Ways to Annoy Hermione Granger
1. Know "Hogwarts: A History" off by heart
2. Close a bok and attatch it to her head so that she can't reach it
3. Burn the library
4. Date Ron
5. Bewitch paper aeroplanes to fly around her head constantly
6. Apparate around her while she studies
7.Tell her she failed Muggle Studies
8. Point at her hair and laugh...
9. ... repeat for eyebrows, eyes etc.
10. Tell her you lost her wand ...
11. ... then give it to Hagrid
12. Tell her she broke the "Improper use of magic" act
13. Sing "I Will Survive" while she studies for her N.E.W.Ts
14. Invent an imaginary spell and tell her to practice it ...
15. ... laugh at her when it doesn't work
16. Get Moaning Myrtle to fllow her around, sighing
17. Ask Peeves to throw books around a class room while she tries to work
18. Draw Quidditch Pictured all over her books
19. Rearranger her revision timetable
20. Subtly mention that she missed her chance with Ron years ago
21. Mix up her notes...
22. ... then refuse to help he reorder them
23. Refuse to join SPEW
24. Lecture her on House Elves work ...
25. ... menton they are very happy about every 5 words
Me and Rachel sat in History and wrote this!
Genious in my opinion
1. Know "Hogwarts: A History" off by heart
2. Close a bok and attatch it to her head so that she can't reach it
3. Burn the library
4. Date Ron
5. Bewitch paper aeroplanes to fly around her head constantly
6. Apparate around her while she studies
7.Tell her she failed Muggle Studies
8. Point at her hair and laugh...
9. ... repeat for eyebrows, eyes etc.
10. Tell her you lost her wand ...
11. ... then give it to Hagrid
12. Tell her she broke the "Improper use of magic" act
13. Sing "I Will Survive" while she studies for her N.E.W.Ts
14. Invent an imaginary spell and tell her to practice it ...
15. ... laugh at her when it doesn't work
16. Get Moaning Myrtle to fllow her around, sighing
17. Ask Peeves to throw books around a class room while she tries to work
18. Draw Quidditch Pictured all over her books
19. Rearranger her revision timetable
20. Subtly mention that she missed her chance with Ron years ago
21. Mix up her notes...
22. ... then refuse to help he reorder them
23. Refuse to join SPEW
24. Lecture her on House Elves work ...
25. ... menton they are very happy about every 5 words
Me and Rachel sat in History and wrote this!
Genious in my opinion
